HOW IT WORKS

Four steps, all of them by post.

  1. You write me a note: who the letter is for, what you want them to know, and your own address.
  2. I write a draft and post it to you, if you’d like to see it first. Otherwise I go straight to the letter.
  3. I type the letter, sign it as you ask (your name, my name, or none), and post it.
  4. You pay when it has arrived.

Within Norway, most letters arrive within two weeks of your note.

ABOUT ME

A sheet of paper in a typewriter’s roller, a few typed lines on it
A letter, halfway through.

I translated contracts, novels and instruction manuals for forty years. The instruction manuals were the hardest. Letters are easier: there is always one person at the other end.

Signe Aarvold

WHAT I WON’T WRITE

  • Threats, or anything meant to frighten.
  • Letters pretending to be in your handwriting.
  • Letters meant to deceive someone.
  • Legal letters. Go to a lawyer; I will happily write the thank-you afterwards.

QUESTIONS

Yes. I post it to you instead, and you sign and send it.

English, Norwegian and French.

A carbon copy, for you, if you want one. I keep nothing once the letter is posted, except the letters to future selves, until their day.

Tell me why, and I write it again. Twice is usual; three times is fine.

“You said I was not bad at mathematics, only frightened of it. It took me thirty years to see the difference.”

From a thank-you, to a mathematics teacher, thirty years late. Read the letter