Tønsberg, 9 November
LETTERS & PRICES
One page, typed, signed as you ask, in an envelope addressed in my hand. Posting within Norway is included.
COMPLAINTS
To a company, a landlord, a council. Tell me what happened, with dates if you have them, and what you would like done about it. I keep it calm. Calm letters get answered. NOK 450
APOLOGIES
To a friend, a sister, a neighbour you no longer greet. Tell me what happened and what you wish you had done. I won’t make it grovel. NOK 450
THANK-YOUS
To a teacher, a nurse, a neighbour. Tell me what they did and what it changed for you. It is never too late; I have posted thanks forty years overdue. NOK 350
LOVE LETTERS
New love, old love, the one who got away. I will ask you a few questions first, by post. These are the only letters I never show in full. NOK 600
TO YOUR FUTURE SELF
Tell me what you hope and what you fear. I keep the letter in a drawer and post it on the date you choose, up to ten years ahead. NOK 500
THE PRICES
| Letter | Price |
|---|---|
| A complaint | NOK 450 |
| An apology | NOK 450 |
| A thank-you | NOK 350 |
| A love letter | NOK 600 |
| A letter to your future self | NOK 500 |
| Each page more | NOK 150 |
| Posting abroad | NOK 60 |
| A carbon copy for you | Included |
PAYMENT
Pay after the letter has arrived, by bank transfer. My account number is on the note I send you.
“I am not asking for the bicycle back. I am asking you to admit that it existed.”
From a complaint, to a ferry company, about a lost bicycle. Read the letter